left unattended....

See what starts happening when I am left unattended in a room with clay?

It started out a beautiful bowl or goblet shaped piece. It could have turned into anything... but in my hands it becomes Gloriously Grotesque.

I tried to figure a way to throw the stem of the goblet and then craft that into legs.

I attempted to throw the stem of the goblet and sculpt that into legs for my Gloriously Grotesque Goblet. Fail!

FAIL! (Where's your grade book?

Some things you just have to do the only way you know how.

I thought he might need a fig leaf. You never know when the Censorship Police will make an appearance.

We shall see how this comes out after bisque firing!